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I don't know what I'm doing with my life but clearly I'm doing it wrong

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kinkfactory:

warpfactorawesome:

gruntcandy:

shadowcow:

frozen-tauren:

Eternal Winter
-everywhere-

Complete and unquestionable dominion over all be-uddered mammals with an affinity for shadow magic.

i can shit ibuprofen

Moving so fast that I basically teleport, and looking hella awesome in the process.
I feel like I might be one of very very few people who actually get cool powers.
Or maybe I’m taking this too seriously and my power should be that I can fling myself into space at faster-than-light velocity and then promptly die without a space suit.

I crank out kinks like there’s no tomorrow.Need a kinky evening?*I’m your girl*[vanilla things are also kinks i can produce]

Im the best electrician youll ever meet

kinkfactory:

warpfactorawesome:

gruntcandy:

shadowcow:

frozen-tauren:

Eternal Winter

-everywhere-

Complete and unquestionable dominion over all be-uddered mammals with an affinity for shadow magic.

i can shit ibuprofen

Moving so fast that I basically teleport, and looking hella awesome in the process.

I feel like I might be one of very very few people who actually get cool powers.

Or maybe I’m taking this too seriously and my power should be that I can fling myself into space at faster-than-light velocity and then promptly die without a space suit.

I crank out kinks like there’s no tomorrow.
Need a kinky evening?
*I’m your girl*
[vanilla things are also kinks i can produce]

Im the best electrician youll ever meet

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